(J. Campbell, Blain Morris, Black Sabbath)

One day we was out in them woods of West Melbourne
West Melbourne!
One day we was out in them woods of West Melbourne
West Melbourne!
I say Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Tom and I had took a lunch and his book of poetry
Brought it out to the massive hammock off Hibiscus and Dairy
We snuck on in hopping a fence of San Paolo Apartments
And lit a light and pulled a draw and read their in our stench
about Purple Monsters, Mayo Queens, and random Robbelings
That’s when Tom stood up to take that lunch time massive pee

and he turned and looked and I wouldn’t believe what he saw
if I hadn’t seen it myself!

What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black that points at me!
Turn round quick and start to run!
Find out I’m the chosen one!

Oh no it’s SAMSQUANCH!!!!

(*tip of the hat to TPB)