Samsquanch
Mar 30th
(His Cheap Moves, J. Campbell, Blain Morris, Black Sabbath)
One day we was out in them woods of West Melbourne
West Melbourne!
One day we was out in them woods of West Melbourne
West Melbourne!
I say Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Tom and I had took a lunch and his book of poetry
Brought it out to the massive hammock off Hibiscus and Dairy
We snuck on in hopping a fence of San Paolo Apartments
And lit a light and pulled a draw and read their in our stench
about Purple Monsters, Mayo Queens, and random Robbelings
That’s when Tom stood up to take that lunch time massive pee
and he turned and looked and I wouldn’t believe what he saw
if I hadn’t seen it myself!
What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black that points at me!
Turn round quick and start to run!
Find out I’m the chosen one!
Oh no it’s SAMSQUANCH!!!!
(*tip of the hat to TPB)
Egghead salad
Mar 30th
(J. Campbell)
Birth of the knack with a tacked paper plaque
I was going for something that required a back track
about face, to the garden of thought space
and to my dismay, came at relative quick pace
“Move!”, was the general attitude
You can’t go for broke
until you find the interlude
“Why?”, asked the man on the wall
As we all watch him fall
Boom bang bounce and a shudder
The man arouse from the ground in a stutter
of the one word that came from beyond – it was peace
And his face grew long
because back on the wall were all his diseases
right next to his double-barrel Jesus
He was taking a long pause
Trying to figure whose fault it was – he was busy!
Humpty Dumpty once sat on the wall
Sitting on the wall, shaking his fist
The kings horses all around him
The men on the horses pretend to protect him
Mustering up, they brought some change from their pockets
The men on the horses pulled their swords from their sockets
and looked at the small man, taking their blades in their good hands
they scrambled the man to a pale shade of yellow
The wall caught the most of the freshly whisked fellow
And the men just giggled
as the shell still wiggled – he was dead
Beginning his break out bouncing from his shell
Looking for heaven while screaming like hell
He took it upon himself to see a tunnel
and slipped through it like water in a funnel
Bright lights blinded him at the end
smooth voices around of his long dead friends
asking why the hell did he sit on that wall
He set himself up to take on the fall that went
Boom bang bounce and a shudder
The man, still standing there all in a stutter
of the one word that came from beyond – it was peace
And his face grew long
because back on the wall were all his diseases
right next to his double-barrel Jesus
He was taking a long pause
Trying to figure whose fault it was – he was busy!
he said she heard
Mar 30th
(b. tilford)
he said she heard
she said he heard she heard he said crazy for her goin out of my head
she heard he said she said he heard not even in the same world
she thought he played she drove he rode soulmates none more for the road
she wrote he read they both witnessed the perfect fit perfectly explode
she tried it on just to wait and see, naturally, entropy
in one coaster-rollin ride they learned
It only takes a minute to break eternity
it only takes a minute
somehow he knew someday they’d make really great acquaintances
she made sure they could endure her promises not to promise anything
they tried it on just to wait and see, naturally, entropy
in one coaster-rollin ride they learned
it only takes a minute to break eternity
it only takes a minute
so if you’re wonderin – how’s it end
well I don’t know, said I don’t know



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