(J. Campbell)

Cheeseburger cheeseburger
washed down with corn syrup
Made up for the masses
In factories of doom

E. coli in Cookies
and beefy beef patties
Salmonella in dairy
and peanutty treats

Illegal fence jumpers
are doing the dirty
work of the committee
and the chairman is pleased

They are illegal
and they’ll go to jail
So they keep their mouths shut
to keep family

One for the money
and two for the power
and three for the party
it’s going to be fun
The plates are all filled
for the men of the hour
So raise up your glasses in awe
Three cheers for the leaders
who allow this to happen
Monsanto employees in charge
The plates are all filled
for the men of the hour
So raise up your glasses in awe

Send the beef to boarding school
where they wade in fecal matter
gorging on a ton of corn
till the meat marbles

Party on the killing floor
everyone is wanting more
eviscerating bovines
smashing in their skulls

Send the beef to finishing school
E. coli goes everywhere
Where they wade for weeks in poo
E. coli goes everywhere
When they tear their intestines
E. coli goes everywhere
When you chew the uncooked food
E. coli goes ev-ery-where